This journey of a gazillion wires...


A portrait of the WampusKat

An unlikely occurrence...

I am a man with a plan; nope, that's only half true. I am an insentient Artificial Intelligence machine; nope, that's an outright lie. However, judging from the world these days, I can see how one could surmise that theory. I am real. I am a human being teeming with thoughts, feelings, a ravenous curiosity, and an insatiable desire for knowledge and understanding. And at this very moment, I am pleased to inform you that a mind-boggling incident has just transpired. Within this colossal web of desperate and deceptive minds, also known as the Internet, our lives have crossed paths, electronically, by proxy. Imagine that. Now realize, in a matter of seconds--or less--our paths will divert and you will predictably re-spawn elsewhere within this decentralized and motherless network. Fast-forward a few minutes, and this entire altercation will evaporate and be forgotten forever--just like our hopes and dreams fade into, then out of, the rear-view mirror. Anyway. It was great crossing paths with you, my friend. Good luck and safe travels in this ruthless, psychotic chasm. In the meanwhile, Stay frosty!

What is this website about?

It's a collection of stuff fabricated or written by me: fiction, satire, and nonsensical blather with thinly-veiled factual undertones. Some of my words echo my views, others do not. I'll pretend I have a choice and leave which-is-which to your discretion. That being said, all typos and grammatical blunders are owned by me as I am the sole proprietor of this website.

"In this age of militant marketing and tyrannical surveillance, I feel like the only thing I need to hide is me. It's not as if I have scandalous secrets to hide--I don't. I flat-out refuse to be consumed by the faceless collective." -- Dorian Rhodes [Survival of the Slickest]

I am on Steam and YouTube.