I am a man with a plan; nope, that's only half true. I am an organic, non-GMO, Artificial Intelligence machine; nope, that's a flat-out lie. I am a real, living, tangible, human being, complete with thoughts, feelings, a ravenous curiosity, and an insatiable desire for knowledge and understanding. And at this very moment, I am about to inform you that a mind-boggling incident has just transpired. Within this colossal web of desperate and deceptive minds, our lives have just crossed paths, electronically, by proxy. Astounding is it not? As attested by the creed of web statistics, you are likely to disappear and re-spawn elsewhere within this electronic network, in a matter of seconds--or less. In the meanwhile, I will revert back to my default invisible state of existence. Fast-forward a few minutes and this entire altercation may slip through the cracks of time and be lost to eternity. Nevertheless, it has been great crossing paths with you, my friend. Good luck and safe travels in this ruthless, psychotic chasm formally known as the Internet.
This website is an ongoing collection of stuff fabricated or written by me: fiction, satire, nonsensical blather, etc. The text may include thinly-veiled factual undertones deeply rooted in my unrestricted imagination. Some of my words may echo my views, others may not. I'll pretend I have a choice and leave which-is-which to your discretion. That being said, all typos and grammatical blunders are exclusively owned by me as I am the author, editor, and developer of this website.