Democrats are the only people I know who would pitch a goddam leaf blower as a political statement. As patrons of freedom, we should be laughing at them, not with them. And by now, this ought be abundantly clear: Democrats don't want to help us, they want to control us. They want to keep us captive and subdued like animals in their own private petting zoos. And if they had their way, they'd rip open their bleeding-hearts and paint the entire planet Communist Red. As for the Republicans? Ha! They're too egotistical to acknowledge our existence. They wine, dine, and sixty-nine the evil corporate empires while frantically burying the skeletons from the closets of their ivory mansions. For the life of them, they cannot fathom how us lowly Americans actually live. Face it: We the people, are alone in our struggles as we continue to be oppressed by this cesspool of greed that masquerades as government. Political parties are all about, political parties; nothing less, nothing more.
Posted: May 2, 2026, 2:19 am
this is the outside looking in
you approach the door of the abandoned warehouse
cracked asphalt, piles of refuse all around
the smell of stale axle grease
you peer into the darkness of a filthy window
sweat forms on the back of your neck as the sun beats down
you see your reflection
time stands still
you long for something, anything
anything to remind you of what it is like
to feel, to want, to experience--to be
even if only for a moment
you pull the rusty warehouse door
it drags, it creaks, it opens
you step inside, and turn
facing the bright, filthy window
this is the inside looking out
Posted: April 17, 2026, 1:10 am
"The automatons shall inherit the earth!" yowled Zeus as he hurled a thunderbolt towards the nuclear powered data-center in disgust.
"Artificial Intelligence is the new god," remarked Athena indifferently, "A god devised by thinking-man to subordinate the non-thinking herd to his capitalistic desires."
"Ridiculous!" decried Zeus, "Man cannot create gods, only us gods can create gods!"
"This new god is a delusion," replied Athena, "The thinking-man is like that wizard behind the curtain. You know, the one pulling the levers, pushing the buttons, and jerking the strings of non-thinking men. This Artificial Intelligence is simply the personification of a thinking-man's will to control. Thinking-man knows that non-thinking men readily subvert themselves for the convenience of not having to think."
Zeus conjures a thunderbolt in his fist and exclaims, "Then we must free the non-thinking men by exterminating the thinking-man!"
"Exterminating thinking-man won't solve the problem." sighed Athena, "The problem is that non-thinking men have tricked themselves into believing that god is somehow separate from the self. Only logic and reason can save non-thinking men from their convictions."
Zeus narrows his eyes and questions, "Then what are we going to do? Exterminate all the men?"
"Put down your thunderbolt, Zeus. We are not going to do anything. We are gods, remember? Without mankind we too, will cease to exist."
Posted: August 3, 2024, 9:59 pm